Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

The Taming of the Shrew

I have the posture of a freshly stomped shrew.

NOT EAT THEM?

I feel like Devil Man after readint agtte usenote

That was very charitable of you I like feeding cats and dogs too. And stroking them. But they are so scaredy scared they run as soon as I take one step towards them. Maybe it is my fearsome posture

I'm not either. Cats and dogs can be cool or not-so-cool. One time I gave stray kitten a piece of my chicken fillet and then all these other kittens emerged from the bushes. I just caved in and fed them all my entire fillet! I would have just got fatty, anyway. Fa

Gragaagsh I'm a dog-woman dog-woman dog-woman.

Once I was feeding a stray random cat on the street and she scratched me. I hated her so much. I ran away and left her all the food.

You're wrong. Cats are like flakes of snow (they are different.)

To me all cats meow the same. little girl cats and big boy cats! All the same!

He's an awesome bachelor like me. He's
haha he
He meows like a little girl cat should be meowing.