Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I see how it is.

Yeah they look like with that spider web. It's like a shawl or something. Over their whiskers and head. Then he bites me when I try to take it out. I don't know why. The dumb gets all the crap so built up that huge balls of gross are formed and he can't even sleep properly anymore. There's something wrong with him.

Yeah how dare they come into the house looking like . Spider webs draped all over their face. I wonder if they're even grateful when we take the crap out.

Some people shave their animals, anyway. This can be a sometimes good thing. Like one of my cats is an American-Persian and he always has like all this junk stuck in his fur and he doesn't even care. Smelly and yuck.

Good thing animals do not have to shave.

Only on my face.

Do you ever do it by accident? I do it every now and then when I grab the thing or something. Irritating.

Like when you did it on your stomach? I can still feel what it felt like. Dowhaap or something. My right thumb.

Haha oh yeah. I was so confused. What is going on. And then afterwards I would be like okay why does my thumb look like gills on a fish

Uk I remember my first enounter with the r you know like razor. Well it was
yeah whatever but I put it on my thumb and did the thing with it and it felt really weird and I was like what and then blood came out and I was sad.