Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I was like 8 and I'd never seen a razor before. :(

I would be more worried about where your brain was at.

Oh dear :laugh: That is pretty bad. I think the worst I have is like one time I was in the shower and I saw a razor, so I picked it up and ran it through my hair like a brush. Then when I got out big clumps of my hair started to come out and I was like MOM I HAVE LEUKEMIA and she was even worried before I told her what I had been doing.

I found a bit of spinach on my teeth once and thought my insides were rotting.

Just part of the territory that comes with being a hypochondriac!

I don't really want to have it, but I keep trying to convince myself that I've got it. Like I always get this smurfing pain around my left hip and I'm like that's close you know to the x-zone and then I'm like nah it's too far away gotta be too far away it's really weird like half of me wants to like you know but whatever this makes little sense.

I dunno about you, but I would like to say the former. But hey maybe you want prostrate cancer. I know I want mad cow disease.

Either that or I have prostate cancer.

Maybe you're a tougher man.

It's really not that sensitive.