Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That's what I hate about that stuff. There's just no way to know. Same thing with magic shows. Although it's like almost for sure that that person in the audience is in on it. Just....takes the fun out of it. That, and smurfing EVERYBODY can make an elephant disappear these days.

I don't know why those kiddie shows on like nickolodean and stuff don't get those sick perverted callers. I mean, it claims to be live and the phone call seems authentic. How do they filter out the ewwy yuck yucks? I suppose they could just be fake phone calls, though.

Oh come on they've got to expect that. Especially when advertising on a bus. It;s like Gorgeous George. He has a show and he lets users call in to tell him how awesome he is, and SomethingAwful kept calling in and telling him that he was fat and such.

Have you ever
Have you ever seen those numbers written on like bus stops and and it says like girls who are horny call this number
I got my cousin to call one of them and it was funny. I can't say what happened but it was pretty funny. I mean, I can't remember. My cousin had the guy fooled, though. He was doing his girl voice! but then he revealed that he was a guy and the other guy got like well smurf this man what the smurf and hung up.

Whoa. My dad just came in and gave me his! For the newspaper, though. I have to run an ad. Perhaps I could make you one, and just pay for it myself. I will get a big picture of your face and say this is liam donald ladies if you need a homecoming date just call 4110

and such

AND THEY WILL BE SO MAD WHEN THEY SEE YOU DON'T LIVE HERE!

wonderful!

Could I have your business card?

No more making babies for YOU

I could perform this service for you if you'd like

That'll show her who the boss is!

The way she wore her hair, man

smurfing disgusting. I pretty much want to kick her in the crotch

She sounds like a total whore.