Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Always.

Did you have to wash behind your ears?

Hahga smurf me. I remember when everyone was jizzing over the people who had the highest snake scores on their phone. Not that I like being jizzed on, but I didn't like having the lowest score on snake, I got my cousin to get me a high score and he got like 2000 and something which was high for the people around me so clearly I got a little doused.

I don't know what people see in Snake.

I opened calculator.exe to just try and figure out what you were on about but then I got confused by the / (÷) so I quit. It's kind of like mindmaze, but boring. Or even more boring because mindmaze can be pretty boring sometimes.

Not into numbers, eh?

You had me at “have” (lost me at “30”).

Have you seen the 30 seconds to mars video called like...the kill? I guess it wouldn't mean much if you haven't seen the movie but

We're all human, little girl.

You taste foreign.