Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

How come stuff like that isn't possible How come we get no good stuff. Stupid books.

Sometimes I try to do that. I try really hard. And then I realize what I'm doing, and I get a little embarrassed.

Jesus. That's gotta be a pain. If only you two could comminucate telepathically. If you could reason with him perhaps he'd come more often.

I hate snoring. And any noise that wakes me up. Sometimes when my cat opens my door he wakes me up. I forgive him if he jumps on my bed but sometimes he just walks in, looks around and then walks out and I can't get back to sleep and I start thinking of all that weird crap you think of when you're barely awake and horizontal.

What about SNORING? Light sleeper?

Yes. And when they chew. And when they clean their teeth with their tongue. And much more

Does it bother you when people breathe loudly?

I have sensitive hearing.

Really? All I hear when people use them is click...click...click as they hit the ground.

I got to be in a wheelchair for a few days after my foot got stung by a bee. Maybe a wheelchair was too much. Crutches are smurfing noisy, though. Makes