Maybe John Kerry would be President instead.
How's that time machine coming along? You should go back in 1000000 years and kill a butterfly. That would be interesting.
Ah, I see. Another time, then.
No, it is me who should b... Aww, smurf it. You should be. (whatever)
Should I be apologizing?
It's mostly your fault, though.
Mr. Attitude tonight!
Mud? Yeah. Earth and water, man. SUCH POSEURS.
No. If you're all muddy I can't be seen in public with you. Plus that stuff is so smurfing fake.
Need a cigarette holder? Take my wife!
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