Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Those lyrics speak to me in a way Meat Puppet doesn't.

EMO FAG: I try to drown my sorrows but sorrows swim well

Just imagine me running at you, yelling "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" and then throwing myself at you.

Yes.

YES.

Or what if the sorrows could swim?

Yes, I'll consider drowning my sorrows in alcohol, but what if you just stopped hating me?

Somebody has to hate you. I guess if it’s really getting you down, then you can just go and get drunk again or something.

Does it ease the pain? Godammit, I don't even know anymore. I'm just numb.

I believe a certain comedian already has that as its custom title.

They should change your title to Unrecognized Member

I hope you burn in an orphanage.