Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You can never be too sure about the future. Dark and depressing.

Well okay so I can't be sure about the future but for now at least.

How can you be so sure?

Wish it upon you? I would never.

Throw it at someone. Probably in your general direction, seeing as you wished it upon me. If I'm feeling particularly lazy I would probably just grate it and feed it to starving Australian children.

What would YOU do with it, specifically?

Coal for christmas can't be that bad. There is plenty of stuff you can do with coal.

Not even any coal?

I wasn't getting any, anyway. :frankensteinberg:

Yeah you don't need any Christmas presents now.