Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He sleeps upstairs in my mormor's house, so no.

That happens on that movie Once Were Warriors. The guy beats up the uncle in this bar he gets like really mad. Does he come over at night while you were sleeping and do you get scared?

Well, yeah. Cause my mormor (my aunt's mom) told my aunt that they shouldn't tell my morfar (my aunt's dad) because he would probably like beat the guy up real bad and stuff and she didn't want that to happen. Sometimes I wonder about that, but maybe she forgave it kinda becuase he was somewhat drunk.

They keep him around‽ :eek:

That happened to my aunt! Although not uncle. Family friend. When I got told that story I can't look at him the same way now. Ick.

Smelly uncle creeping in

If HUMANS did that

stupids

Yeah that makes me so sad. I try to change positions slowly and then he stops purring and starts cleaning himself and I'm like no and he walks to the edge of the bed and casually jumps away of course if I change positions as I do normally he just grunts a bit and then runs away and my bed feels so cold.

I hate how they're like, so jumpy. Or how they always leave. Like, when they're on you in bed, and then you want to change positions, when you move they get up and leave for good and grr!

It does make me sneeze which usually scares him away.