Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I don't want no back brace

It might change that slight C to a full S.

2 heavy

Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back?

And mattresses.

I can survive nuclear explosions by hiding behind deadfall.

Fire arrows at the helicopters!

I don't have any guava juice. It does make me want to wound myself so I can rub leaves on my fresh wounds, though. And also salt. And perhaps some kind of gelatin.

Does it remind you have guava juice?

I did tourism ages ago and it was the only country I couldn't find. It wasn't on the map and it has not been on any other maps that I've owned since. I'm sure it's on some maps, but nobody really cares where it is, anyway. I know I don't.