Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Sometimes there is pink inside my apple pie and i get confused.

Like warm apple pie.

Yet firm!

I'll be gentle.

Okay, But I think I have a pimple back there. I felt it the other day. I hope it's a pimple, anyway.

Well maybe I could just literally scratch your back. I think that would be much better. So you don't do anything you regret. And so I can stand to look at you.

Maybe you could fund for me, much like a funded for you. I scratch your back you scratch mine

I really don't approve of you wanting to be a 7ft tall black man. Really. If you take any steps towards becoming one and fulfilling your dreams I will take drastic measures to stop you. It can't happen.

Well why don't you just come out and say it

I think you have.....issues.