Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm so rich I could buy
No I couldn't.
But I will pretend, anyway. In my fantasies. Where I am a 7ft black man with a speech disorder.

You rich bastard.

No I think I was playing golf when they had that episode.

Did you see the one with Larry King where they were both staring right into the camera and their heads filled the whole screen and oh man

Jon Lovitz done in the year 2000 with Conan. He was surprisingly good. Better than Larry King. Though Larry King was also pretty good. Funnily enough, the very night before that Conan showed a fake picture of Larry King naked during a sketch.

That sounds like good times. Always good times. I wonder if he has episodes I can buy. Episodes with Jon Lovitz. He is a magician.

That sounds like a pretty stupid ad, in my herpe-ridden opinion. Kayaking sucks. Kayaking is probably worse than herpes. There was a triangle on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the other night. It was designed to look like a rug but everyone knew what was going on even I knew what was happening.

Triangles? We never get triangles. Or any other shaps. Just some woman talking about how she's so embarrassed and how she can live with herself now and go kayaking.

No it was a pubic triangle and it was talking about herpes.

Yeah it really does :laugh: The gingervitis! Oh it must have been talking about hell.