Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I hope he had a special diamond case for his business cards

I don't know what the other one is. It sounds boring. My dad used to be a Restaurant Manager! And a Restaurant Owner. And chef at his restaurant. I mean, when he had his job. That was a long time ago. That was when we were rich. Mid-80s to late-80s. He's only had about one real job since then and even that was early 90s. He didn't like being a yuppy.

Restaurant Manager. Data Analyst.

Your dad must be a firefighter or something.

He's like a firefighter kitty. Who has a wife who's constantly worrying about him cause he's always going and doing silly stuff and he's FRAGILE

Yeah, he's always getting smurfed up. It's so hard to look after him. Worth it, though. Worth everything.

Oh jesus :laugh: That really is bad. Not that I think it's FUNNY but you know. ffs. Poor thing.

Haha. I guess I don't like it because I never had to worry about it. It's not like if the food was going to kill me it would be obvious

Ingredients:
Salt
Soy something
POISON


My cat is allergic to that in the collars, too. At least, the one I got him. It wasted him. The other cat can survive the flea collar, thank god.

Yeah I hate having to do that. Well I don't do it anymore really, cause we got a collar thing, but when I'd drop that stuff on her it'd be terrible. Cause she'd be all what and then try to lick it off and stuff and ugh.

I look at the back of the food I eat anyways, of my own will, so I don't mind. It's worth the taking the 30 seconds or whatever to find out whether I will live or not after eating it.

Kind of like xtreme sports or something. Is it annoying? I would be annoyed if I had to read the makeup of everything I ate.
My cat's allergies are annoying for me. He's allergic to fleas but he also likes going out a lot, so I gotta drop poison on his shoulders like every couple of weeks.