Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh you're evil! That's actually a good idea though. Do you read often?

I have a couple of boxes. They're just like stock boxes. It leaves the books susceptible to mold and rot, though. And many of them do. That's why I line the bottom of the box with books I know I will never read again.

Haha yeah. I finally had to get one. There was no more room. How big is the box!

Whoa, you have a bookshelf? Now that's class. I just have a box.

And there's not sleeping murder in my box.

Sounds like.....smurf. What was it called. Making me go all the way over to my bookshelf

Sleeping Murder!

Doesn't sound like The Monkey's Paw to me.

One book I read - it was a murder mystery - the girl finally realized who the murderer was because she recognized his hands which were like monkeys paws

I can see the lie in your eyes. And in your gorilla fingures.

I have no ulterior motives.

The day I understand your foul plans is the day an alligator comes over for dinner.