Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Nothing.

They only have one thing on their mind, though.

Like a zombie staring at your crumbling necklace.

And it makes you drool.

You’ve got a spell on me.

She looks like what I'm probably going to look like in about 40 years. A lot of people tell me that I'm a lot like her. Not that this helps you with the whole not shooting her, but we're not talking about that anymore.

I’m not shooting any sailors, and even if I was, I doubt I could tell your aunt apart from the others. Luck of the draw, I guess.

That's what people were talking about yesterday. That's fine with me. It's just another one of those boring tropical vacation sites. Shoot all the sailors you want, as long as it's not my aunt.

It’s really just silly. I guess I could see gimmicky pirates doing it. Pirates these days are much different... I guess, the real pirates of today are pretty boring. Well, pirates of the civilized world, anyway. I hear that there are a few near Jamaica that like shooting sailors.

Jamaicans are savages, as far as I care.

What if they ran a nursery with their pants on backwards? Is that exciting enough for you?