Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I am convinced that Meat Puppet stands for paper clip.

You have been inside too long.

NOT LITERALLY.

Perhaps he has been outside too long.

You are like the complete antithesis of Daniel 'Loony BoB' Towns

I don't really immerse myself with the culture of the land I am native.

He is a comedian from New Zealand and I have to say he is a rather funny chap indeed

Nope the word “Rhys” and indeed “Derby” are—when positioned in such an order—100% unfamiliar to me.

Do you know Rhys Derby Meat Puppet

Then 2 mins. later, Chaz comes up to me & asks, "What happened with you & the lady in the pink stripes?" I said, "I don't know. What happend?" Then he told me that the lady came up to him & said, "You see that blonde girl right there? I asked her to bag my milk & she was very rude to me & bagged them improperly. And the only reason she did that was because her & my daughter had it out in high school."

Fortunatly, I know the ways of the Kung Fu master! I'll get you the crystal ball you seek