Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah, but they must be doing something stereotypical, otherwise they wouldn’t be pirates. They would probably be boring if they like, ran a nursery or something, but still called themselves pirates.

That's just a wicked stereotype.

They... like to find sunken treasure?

Stupid jokes about pirates and booties.

Yeah, they are, because pirates like to find them in sunken treasure chests. I got me a gold doobie! or something.

Probably even older than pirates!

Doobies... some form of ancient currency? Pirates and so on?

Give them a guitar and some doobies :D Ho ho ho!

I’m pretty sure at least one of them is.

They're not hippies YET, but maybe in the next book they'll go wild.