Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It would also be depressing. I think, anyways.

Everything would be a handy thing to know, though.

But you're supposed to know everything.

Same way as the head louse. They rely on transfer. And there's plenty of that going around to keep a thriving population.

No idea how it all started, though.

How are crabs BORN I don't get this. And if you die I guess they don't like leave and sneak up on other people's pubes in the middle of the night

Some of them have crabs and rabies.

I'm surprised all your friends are still undiseased.

You know me. A total whore.

You say that now, but maybe if it got you money...

That's because there probably was a Saint Donald at one stage. No relation.