Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Whatever turns you on! ...I guess.

So if I take the second letter of every other word...

I don't know. I remember when DMKA had a Dr Pepper signature there was like a tiger or something.

The South Lebanon Army (SLA), also "South Lebanese Army," (Arabic: جيش لبنان الجنوبي

There's a Dr. Pepper guy?

That will set me free from this

The 7 Up guy is related to the dr pepper guy

I am going to find and eliminate their headquarters.

Well, on bottles of 7 Up there are messages next to the 7 Up guy. They say like
“Step out of the norm”
“Be bigger than life”

And that's all I know.

This is all very vague

He tells me to like step out of the norm and .

Does he give you instructions?