Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

But your feet! Holy cow!

There goes my manhood.

I bet you have smaller hands than I do.

You have the tiny hands of a chimp!

Ah, Ultimate Spam Grover. What a guy.

Apart from Ultimate Spam Grover, of course.

Oh you're right about that. That was insanely frustrating.

I don't think I count for all America but I don't. And I haven't noticed anyone else who has.

Yeah, it's no match for google. But it's better than the one at Magical Fried Hamster's.

Here is a question that has been bugging me for a long time:

Does America really miss Slade?

The search engine here is absolutely terrible, though.

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