Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Guided starlings

That thread is full of so much crap.

Grinded siblings.

Guitar strings!

Yeah I'm going to have to get creative if I don't have any of that stuff. :D

I'm sure you could make one with needles and thread. Get creative!

I don't have any ponchos.

You should dress up as a Mexican next time you're eating like macaroni for dinner (or anything that's not Mexican).

I'd like to say it doesn't sound all that bad but I am not a vet. I WILL KEEP PITTY IN MY HEART. And in my thoughts when I go eat dinner

Well, he's been limping around for a very long time. Now, I did take him to the vet when I first noticed the limping, but they promised it would clear up in a week or two. And recently he has started to act very different. I don't know if it's because of his limping or something more sinister.

I think that's a really good idea. And I hope he's okay! How does he seem sick?