Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

(Hey, hey, it's okay. I just didn't see the whole...y'know, a banana next to me and aw.)

I'll also talk really slow English to them.

They'll giggle at you for trying to steal their...Swarovski crystal glasses.

One day I am going to invade Ethiopia and take all their... urns.

(Everything I know about Ethiopia I learned from South Park)

(Sorry about the talkies thing)

How can you be viewing Talking on the Talkies at a time of revelation like this?

People have this strange conception of people in Ethiopia STARVING. I don't know why. Y'know, I think people in Ethiopia're having a right old giggle at us misguided fools while they guzzle themselves on lavish banquets.

Yeah, I would. Unfortunately, I do not live in Ethiopia so you can't help me out on this one.

Would you like a french fry?

Yes. I edited from here to Kentucky.

Am I to presume you edited it out?