Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

A true viking. I can respect that.

If you count drowning yourself to near-death in the blood of your recently slaughtered enemies/countrymen as washing, then yes.

Oh hello, Rantzien. I'm sure you're one of the ones who knows how to wash.

Bad timing!

that's just

They all smell, cause none of them shower. Swedes smell too.

The people there are smelly. No, maybe that is Holland.

Denmark sucks.

Nah, it’s one of those weird desks that you put together like lego from Denmark. The wood isn’t actually real wood... it’s like a soft, pretend wood.

If you're not careful with that, you could really smurf up the shape of your head.