Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

But... but... I... you... *bangs head on desk*

Leave it to you to make it gross. GOD YOU'RE SUCH A TYPICAL GUY etc etc

You... you brought it up!

Sicko.

Probably one of the grossest things you could say about your butt!

And get pictures taken of you with your mouth wide open.

Falling asleep being one of the best ways to draw attention to oneself with very little effort.

It's doing something that's drawing attention to it. It's forcing me to notice it. Stupid thing.

It’s not often that you talk about your butt. What’s the occasion?

My butt's falling asleep. I think it is asleep, actually, and as soon as I move, it's going to be hell.