Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

If you're trying to impress and/or "woo" me, potential suitor, your lucky charms are malfunctioning. Malpractice, even. That's what I say to you on this night.

I ate duck the other night but it wasn't really duck it was englishman.

"Duck and weave!" that's what I always (or possibly sometimes) (or never at the very least) say!

What can I do? You kids are just too crafty for my old bones.

Foiled by a loophole once more, squire!

Oh yeah I forgot about that one wish!

Not tonight, sister.

I hate you all.

Nothing from New Zealand is "the best".

I changed my mind about apples, kikimm. New Zealand ones are the best.