Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Not to a sickening degree. If it were to a sickening degree... people would have to hose you down every time you went to the bathroom. The bathroom being, of course, wherever you happened to be beaching at the time.

I hate it when those HILARIOUS assholes come along and ruin everything. I hate it when ONE falls on the ground. Maybe I'm just lazy to a sickening degree.

Someone drops a deck of cards, and you have to... pick up 52 of them. :(

Blank stare.

My expertise lie in catch52.

Never played that!

So it’s like an advanced version of snap?

It's like

You divide the cards equally between however many people are playing it. The goal is to get all the cards. So you each take turns putting down your cards, without looking at them. If two of the same number show up, then you have to slap the pile of cards. If you're the first one to slap it, then you get it. You can also slap it when there's a "sandwich" which is when there's like a 7, a queen, and then another 7 played. And then there's this thing with face cards. If someone plays an ace, then the next person whose turn it is has 4 chances to play another face card, or else the person who played the ace gets the pile.

It took me awhile to get it.

What is it? It sounds smurfing retarded.

I play that a lot on my computer. It's so much fun. I never liked Egyptian ratscrew before--Val plays it a lot, and she's smurfing annoying when she does, so I decided never to play it. You have to have fast reflexes, though, and those are things I'm not really in possession of.