Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Do you guys have like wrist slitting parties or something?

Ev'ry saturday night at the kikimm residênce

oh smurf i'm sorry slit wrist

I was kind of hoping you wouldn't go off on the Mandarin/Cantonese trek, too. :(

Oh you should have said so the first time!

No. I mean Chinese.

But do you mean Mandarin or....the other one. Cantonese.

Like Asians.

I think if this many Asians think all white people speak English then I should be entitled to thinking that all Asians speak Chinese (and I do mean Chinese)

They must be overpopulated

When I was fleeing the city they were like coming after me with giant forks and burning hats and one even hurled a small child at me.

...so they're coming for you? You have to find a hole in the ground to hide in!