Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I knew their secrets. If I escaped, they would have to kill me.

They weren't about to let you get away again so easily

No, I was down on the floor. I was trying to get away but I kept getting sucked in.

Did you kick him back?

He was crowd surfing. Somebody knocked over his microphone stand (they were trying to steal the picks) and he said "I'm out of here" (or something) and then he walked into the crowd.

Oh, and I was right in front of the stage, too. In front of the bass amp and a little left of the speaker. My ears were smurfed! My right ear didn
t stop ringing until like, 10am the next day.

Oh that's good. How did you get kicked in the head, though?

It was good fun.
It was at the Annandale Hotel.
I only had like one can of bourbon & cola... I didn't see much reason in getting drunk. Everyone else was pissed, though.
Somebody scratched me, and I don't know if it was a girl or a guy.
I got kicked in the head by the lead singer.
I was right next to the photographer's table so I kept getting smurfed up by flashes.
The opening act was . There was an opening act for the opening act and they were pretty good. I bought their EP.
All the taxi drivers were Indian so I didn't have to talk to them. That was great.
On the flight home I had to sit next to this guy called Derek. He was this balding pervert that kept hitting on the air hostesses. That was probably the worst part of the whole thing.

There was probably more; I might remember later on.

I took a couple of photos of Sydney, but most of them came out .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/liamd/001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/liamd/002.jpg



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/liamd/004-1.jpg

That was the stamp I had.. just in case I like, surfed onto stage and got thrown out by the stage crew. I didn't. I accidently focused on the toilet paper because I was smurfing tired.

Of course, of course. 0.

Anyways, how was it?

You've had less than 8 kids, haven't you? Haven't you‽