Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Is it actually a scary novel or not

That's actually really smurfing scary. I think I will include it in the horror novel I am currently writing.

Yeah. "Polish your shoes"
"OK. I WIll polish my shoes... with your blood!"

Kind of dumb.

You never have to do it again.

Kiwi shoe polish. cl_out used kiwi shoe polish once. Maybe more than once. I hate polishing shoes. GUVNER

Nobody carries that around these days. That would be asking them to go way out of their way!

Meat Puppet rides a shiny red firetruck into the hearts of EoFFers.

What about asking for a shoe polish?

That would be way too out of line.

Next time ask them nicely to record it at a lower speed.