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is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Those things are classic.

They are like

http://theatrehouse.com/contents/med...rker%20hat.jpg

kind of like that. But wider and pointier

What are THEY?

Not giant. I have worn a miniature one before. That kind of sucked. I also remember owning a Chinese Sombrero at one stage.

Oh that's true. They're so much better, though. Funny. Have you ever had the chance to put on a giant one?

Not at all. Well, I guess it could depend on the shape of the cowboy hat. But sombraros [sic] are pretty much Mexican cowboy hats.

Do you feel the same way about straw hats as you do cowboy hats?

have some soaps and perfumes and straw

Not in the way gift bags do

Gift recycling doesn't always work.