Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Maybe a good idea if neighbors were close by. But my dad’s house is surrounded by woods. It would have been like one of those creepy movies where the girl gets chased and oh no a bear or something.

Jesus Christ. I probably would have ran outside.

How terrifying! This one time someone threw a brick through my dad’s window in the night time, and only my brother and I were there. I had to sleep under the bed.

No, that was a different time. I barely remember that time. Last year, my dad called from work, and I think this woman had just gotten really pissed off and quit, and my dad had reason to think her...either her boyfriend or her ex-husband was going to come to our house, cause my dad has had issues with him in the past. It was just me and one of my brothers at the house and I was so scared. I , but I really was.

Was that the time you were home alone, and you had to get your friend to come over?

Have to remain alert, though. Whoa I just WHOA haha. Typing that just made me think of this one time where my dad called and told me to lock all the doors and windows and everything.

All in theory, of course. The chances of it ever coming into play are very slim.

I don't think it'd be very easy, but it's worth a shot, I guess.

Hmm, you have a point. I guess you could try to talk it into suicide?

How would I do that from here?