Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Nope try again

Genius Lynx

Nope not her either. She is a cowgirl.

fire_of_avalon

I....well okay. I agree. Even though we were knighted the same day doesn't mean we are twins I suppose.

You're nothing like rubah.

Yeah. I don't like having that sort of spotlight on me. I'd start looking at it and thinking oh god that sounds stupid etc etc. Also, it sounds really smurfing complicated to do so I've avoided it.

They're really....gross. All hard. None of that nice soft looking pink skin. Well, the pig I touched was black and hairy. Bristles. Was it....gooey? Wet?

Yes! You can "pop your announcement cherry". I think. I don't think I've ever seen an announcement from you.

I've never touched a pig so I wouldn't know. Though I have once touched a pig's brain.

Hmm. Do you think it's bad enough for me to make an announcement on this?

I don't like touching pigs.

People seem to think it's cool to put closing dates on their polls now.

Has it been your wish since you were a wee lad to stroke a pig's beard?