Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

This is ridiculous.

*closes user notes*

NO.
NO.
That's not how it goes, Simon. I hate you. Just because your name is Simon doesn't mean you can say how everything goes. That is not fair.

Hey, that's still good. A necessity. There is, according to one man, something ridiculous in everything. You can provide the ridiculousness f my story. There we go!

You can write it and I will submit like words. Not big words, or even real words.

This sounds like the beginnings of a good story!

You would also need to bring in Gordo to be your bodyguard because if I wake up actually no don't worry about Gordo.

That one episode of Lizzy Macquiqrew or whatever was suffocated with thick roots of irony.

I'd also have to make sure you don't flee the premises. Premisis. Premesis. Area. This is where lasso skills come in handy. THEN the sweet chin music.

Yeah that would probably be much more pleasant. But you would have to catch me with surprise with like a sweet chin music or something.

Maybe I'll just knock you out and shove it down your throat anyways cause it's easier for all of us

or larynx

Yeah no gag reflexes to worry about