Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

The women in them are also so revolting. Not that I would know.

I bet he felt absolutely terrible while watching the movies. Maybe he didn't even watch them after all!

They usually have it behind the curtain. One time I saw a guy go in there and I quickly ran outside and reported it to my friends because I am an asshole and they were like haha and they jumped at him when he came out and said stuff and he was like how did you know and he ran away.

Definitely porn. Like, not even joking. Although I've never seen any of those to rent before, just to buy.

I've been there twice and saw him both times. I also saw him at the video rental place but he wasn't working there he was looking for maybe a video to rent.

That really is the creepiest one ever. It looks....shudder. It means trouble. Is he there every time you go there? If you DO go there often, anyways. You could learn his schedule and avoid him

You know the one young boys get? It's like scraggly at the corners then diminishes into a couple of lines as it gets closer to center-lip.

Is it a serial killer moustasche?

I think they'd do it without the joke part. Just do it to hurt you. How could that one on the lion king be so kind? I wish all baboons were like that. Not that I have ever been mauled by baboons. But just from watching them I feel bad. Not bad for like watching them but a bad feeling inside because of what they might do to me. Kind of like that guy with the mustache at Burger King. Jesus

Yeah they're scary. Don't they have like a mean streak or something? They seem like those kinds of people that will joke and go to far and hurt you and still be laughing