Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

How do you pronounce ":-["? Hiding under the table is a good thing. I forgot to put the hand brake on. The car rolled back and hit over a trash can!

She was just hanging around talking to my parents and then she popped in and said "HELLO CURTIS" and I was like
"what wait who hello :aimblush:" and then I hid under the table

What the
Oh, right. Good luck, themagicroundabout. Good luck.

There is a nice song by The Frogs called "Raped". I will send it as perhaps a treat for enduring such things like (once I am back on my feet, of course. At the moment such a task would be a whore)

SHE IS HERE MEAT PUPPET THE LADY IS HERE

what is freecell :aimblush:

Did you know the main protagonist in FreeCell is blonde?

Why the hell does FreeCell number the games? Is it recording the games I am playing? Who is watching? The... the men in the walls. They must be watching. It's like they are psychologically raping me. There is... an alligator disguised as a pianist; protecting its slug-like children from the venomous fangs of my gorgon-headed guitar.

Not a patch on you, old sport

You are a great man.

When the kid actually gets here, I will nickname him Liam. And call him, or her, that all the time.

Hang in there, old friend. :) You never know; that foster child coming to live with you it could be... it could be me! Although, the foster child being an elk is just as likely.