Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

is bad.

Mmm... Ham...

I was gonna think of something to do with West Ham but i cant be asked

Bolton makes me Wander.

Your signature makes me wonder.

Tables, doors, stools, bed corners, just about anything that can be hit on. The pain is comparable to child birth. That's why I usually resort to socks. They take the edge off.

I always hit mine on the table, or the door. I like to walk close to the doorways. Too close.

Yeah mine is ugly. So ugly. And I always get it caught on this. That smurfing hurts. It would be better off off.

Oh yeah I meant the toe one. No one likes the toe pinky anyways. Women used to get the bone removed from it so they could wear those super pointy shoes. You can relate.

Toe pinky. Fingure pinky has too many uses! How would you ever be able to play that sticky-sweet blues solo?