Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Maybe just a pinky...

Yeah, exactly. I wonder which hand I would do. smurf that, I'd do it with my foot.

Like 45678 dollars.

Yeah, any head. I wonder what it would be like. Like it gives me a rush if you know what I mean. I'd just do it with my hand though because I am a wimp (I wouldn't really do it at all, but if I got like)

Does dipping your own head in it count?

I want a milkshake from KFC. I bet they would just stir up some chicken testicles and give it to me. You know that vat and it says like.. for deep-frying only? Do you ever the urge to dip people's head in there? Oh man

That is WAY too high class for KFC. Coffee, maybe....but not tea. What? WHAT?

I still don't know what you mean about those biscuits. I don't think the biscuits ever hit our shores. Can you get tea at your KFC? One time... ages ago... I was waiting in line and this British chap in front of me ordered TEA. It took like 10 minutes and I was like what the hell is going on?.

I thought that's what you might have meant, but I was not willing to take the chance. And yeah that's what all those biscuits will do to you man

I was meant to write dad. Really how the hell did that come out as day. It must be all those years of eating KFC really screwed up my brain.