Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Like when you're an old man like him!

I'll tell you when you're older.

How would one go about incorporating Oreos into their sexual activities?

Save the oreos until after. After. Trust me.

Until after you burn in hell!

I'm an idiot.

Everyone wins oreos with sex.

Oreos are made of sex and win.

I'm gonna go eat my Oreos...

okie dokie

Man I so would have eaten that stuff by now if I were you.

Anyways I think it is best if I stop now. I can feel the attitude, man, DON'T GET IN THE WAY OF THE EXPLOSIN SAVE YOURSELF

Sauce would have been easier. I don't have any of that, though. Then I just left the spread in the bathroom so I used that everytime, rather than worrying about getting sauce. I admit The thought to use chocolate sauce did enter my mind several times.