Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I am now a broken man. You might as well have just slipped on my liver and cracked a molar!

I dirtied it. I couldn't give it back to you all dirty. Or at all. If I can't have it, no one can! So I threw it into the river.

I had. a harpoon However, kikimm borrowed it once and never gave it back (or so legend would have it)

You need a NET

Mace? Only people on the police force use mace here. Great rule≈It lets me get my ladies easier.

I would bite them, but I am too afraid of them squirting.

I also bite them. That feels good. The flea bites, not the people. Though biting the people would put good use to my eye teeth.

hey don't understand how crucial it is that you relieve yourself

I hate waking up with like those giant bites on my legs and arms. Rash circumference is like 20m². Or whatever. And then you rub them in public and people hit you with bags because you are "perverted".

I still do too, even after getting the collar. I had two fleas on me yesterday. On my smurfing chest, the bastards