Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

20 minutes? Holy moly. All the instructions I've ever read have said 1-2 hours.

Yeah the inside was like pure ice. A heart of ice, if you will. On the instructions ()

The instructions told me to leave it out for like 20 minutes or something before eating so I did and the exterior was alright but it was all a façade to trick me into freezing 80% of my nerves.

And I could cake you in an oven!

Ugh. I hate that. Usually when I eat it it's like...ice all over (but not ACTUAL ice which might be what you're talking about. That's horrible and I feel for you) cause it goes in the freezer which is crap

Then you could fatten me up before christmas dinner.

I had some cheesecake like yesterday but it had ice in the middle.

I would say sorry, but I did it on purpose and maliciously, so... If I could send you some I really would. Like if I could send it to you through a PORTAL

You certainly know how to torture me.

It's part of the dinner. Maybe dessert. Pudding in a barbeque does seem a little out of place. Cheesecake too. ^o)

You're having pudding for dinner? This isn't Wacky Wednesday.

We're not having soup tonight though....but we are having pudding. Is that good enough?

Try to eat soup with chop sticks