Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I will get you when I

Well I won't say my super secret trick but let's just say it involves a monk and possibly a mullet (on your half).

I know all your little tricks. No more element of surprise.

You know me too well.

...and I bet you're going to try and fight me with your fists.

What a twist of plot
(If I say so myself)
as the hero plummets to his death
aDND the audience believe I am victorious
My right-hand man kikimm produces a lightsaber and is ready for some sort of battle to put and end to my evil ways.

I'm not ready yet. I can't let you go through with your evil plans. *lightsaber battle* lol

Or do we?

We don't want to wipe out the whole WORLD.

I choose nuclear bomb.

Okay we each get one gun and one bullet the first on-

HARPOON