Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

At least you'd have a cool grandpa. Don't know if the father would be a WHOLE lot better. But all right.

Yeah, he was American. Hey, I wonder if that foster child themagicroundabout's dad is getting will be me. That would be pretty sweet. Oh god I am starving and covered in flies and my parents beat me I have to eat sawdust and I spew bones.

Was he American?

I accidently watched the simple life last night and there was a Liam on it.

Liam, stop drawing pentagrams on all the doors!

It was on some commercial.

It keeps the evil spirits away.

Too much bling bling. :\

Is it.. is it the gap in my teeth? It can be fixed! That's what the 'fork is for.

I'm not so sure if..."this" is going to work anymore.

I went for a stroll in the park today. I got a tan.