Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Maybe the one of you when you were little? That's probably it; he said he was a paedophile, so I can't think of any other picture he could paedo over. Be careful!

There is no photo of me with no shirt on. Psychotic is propogandizing.

Hmm?

You have paint don't you? Just add a moustache.

I am mad at you because Cz wants me to put that photo of you with no shirt on onto Second Life and I don't want to be banned for paedophilia.

Anyways who cares if life sucks. It's all we got! The only people who'd disagree are religious fanatics "oh heaven oh heaven Jesus loves me"

There you have, Rengori. Life's philosophy (the only one we can ever know of!) from your guardian and your OWNER. Do you realise the severity of your situation? You're Meat Puppet's property. He owns you. He can use you and abuse you and even put you up for prostitution if he pleases.

I'm the loser in this situation. I can only sit and watch as you suffer for my misdeeds. But don't hate Mama Resha too much; his middle name was very difficult to guess. Maybe one day I'll buy you back.

Look, the reason she had to give you away was because she owed you to me, all right? Guess my name or your first born is mine blah blah blah. Except it was my middle name, but whatever. Fact is, Rengori, you are mine now. Resha has also paid off her debts, so she can leave if she wishes. A soul for a soul, my papa used to always say. Well, not quite in those words ... or at all. I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you try at something hard enough, you might get it, but there’ll always be that person who tries less but gets more than you. Always, with every person? No, just you, because your life sucks. Such is life—it is painful. Compared to what, I don’t know. How could anyone say life is hard? What is easy that they are comparing it to? Nonexistence? Death? Both of which nobody knows anything of, and the ones that do cannot communicate with us, no matter how much others may tell you. So what? Life is life. Lives may be riddled with suckiness in varying degrees, I guess you’re right... but I suppose what I’m really trying to say is

Wait, wouldn't you have to be a dude for me to be a bastard?

Rengori is my bastard child; I had to give him away, but now and then my maternal love for him bubbles up.