Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah I'm playing as her now :laugh: Couldn't imagine seeing her naked, though. Yuck. Skinny as smurf, man.

When I go over to his house and we start a new game of Morrowind if he doesn't play as a male dark elf then he gets the nude patch and plays as that Female Nord. You know the one. The Blonde one.

Nords are the best ever. Not hideous.

Yes that's exactly what they are. But depressingly stronger. They come after a couple of months. Help me I hav
oh smurf
smurfing Nord

Are those anything like brussel sprouts?

Do you know what they have there? SPRIGGANS.

I've never been THERE. That sounds stupid. Star Wars. Hmph.

Did you ever find that guy on Solstheim that was like Luke Skywalker? you know in the one when bigfoot traps luke and he gets his sword and chops himself out. Only difference is the guy in Morrowind wasn't so lucky.

Whoa I didn't know that at all. I don't know too much about either of those parties, unfortunately.

You look better as a LICH than as a vampire? Something is not quite right. Not now, Suggestion Boy.

Did you know that Dennis Flemion was a temporary member of the smashing pumpkins?

The lich on Daggerfall if you hack the game you can change it so you can catch a lich disease. It is kind of like Vampirism except you look better.