Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He moves in mysterious ways. :ghost:

I would never have known, either. I would have just blamed it on those kids. Hmm!

You're lucky he didn't take it for himself.

I don't think I've ever talked to him. I know some people have relations with their postman but I am not like that. He knocked my door once but I ignored him. He did leave a package and it was for me so it wasn't that bad.

Who the hell does this guy think he is?

I wouldn't even have to spring from them. I could just get him with the iron. He often brushes against the bushes, you see.

Maybe you can hide in the bushes and spring from them?

That would be good. Good fun. I would have to train as his moped is faster than I can run.

You should get out your branding stick. Or whatever they call them. You know, the cool metal thing you have that says "LIAM" on it. Heat it up and whap right on his buns.

I think the postman will eat them. My postman. Not that I own him. The one that delivers my mail.