Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Omg did you know that when people say you have big feet they really mean you have a big penis!?

I for one am shocked and disturbed.

Such an analogy will never fade from my mind. GET IT OUT

*wees*

Giving you a usernote is like weeing in a sea of wee

But you know, it's totally worth it.

I was going to tell you to see the new harry potter movie that opens in less than week, but that would be a waste. Lost cause. ;) Just like Conan, which was just the last 5 minutes, taken up by the musical guest.

Bring it, Puppy! Bring tha noize!

Don't listen to Cz. He's just trying to get to the waterfalls before you.

Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Just stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.

She gave you her lovin' and TLC in big mauve lettering.

You cannot possibly have known what would happen. Do not blame yourself.