Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Why did they laugh? You are a girl.

Haha. The last time I punched or kicked anyone, they told me that I did it like a girl, and laughed at me.

It's those mind-numbing punches you throw, no doubt.

I have been accused of being manly before, but this hurt. This hurt a

oops.

I would change myself to look like you then I would become a fisherman.

That would attract even more attention.

I would change myself to look like Brad Pitt's bottom

You could get plastic surgery.

Then I could be a zillionaire and get my picture in the paper and have people constantly hurl rocks at me.

If you were living over here, that'd be reason enough to sue the company.