Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I just hate how shaky it gets when you try to snipe. So inconvenient!

And my computer's started to smurf up, so I guess it's time to go.

I guess that explains why you're not a sniper. That detail had always bothered me.

Yeah, I figured you did, but I'm so slow when it comes to noticing that stuff. And then when I do notice, it doesn't register for awhile. Like I know I saw it hours ago, but the....significance didn't dawn on me until now.

?!

I changed that ages ago!

:kiss:

Oh good at least you changed your occupation.

I'd probably just kill myself and save the trouble.

Or that she was a slut and you did it in the heat of the moment

Maybe you could get away with it by saying that you weren't prepared to have a child at such a young age, and didn't know what to do with her.

Yeah that would have been a pretty stupid idea. And knowing me I most likely would have slipped and tore her throat right open. For the whole world to see.

Legal action might have been taken against you, though. And that always creates a mess.