Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You have to be clean to do anything! Or go anywhere!

Criminal record?

What else?

Man, it takes a lot of dedication to get into college. How the hell does anyone do it at all?

I'm sure they do. Being an EAGLE SCOUT is a big big thing, so I'm sure it matters.

They pick up on boy scouts?!

That does go along with being in the boy scouts, so that does actually matter most likely

That does go along with being in the boy scouts, so that does actually matter most likely

What else do they pick up on? How many times you have stroked the northernmost side of an oak tree?

Yeah. I dunno...I would call that having no life whatsoever.